Fuck

ammit420:

hey guys how cool would it be if we all lived in the same city (so i could rob you)

niggasandcomputers:

You and most college age ppl are in that annoying “finding themselves” phase and what you findout is that most people are just really annoying.

officialcrow:

what if u smashed a bottle over a nigga head and a cop comes up after like “put your hands up ur under arrest for aggravated assault” and u said “but officer he said they released a book on having sex with herbs and they called it ‘its about fucking thyme’” and the cop looks at u hard then sighs and puts the gun down then he looks around and walks up to the body and plants a gun and some crack on the guy the looks back at u like “get the fuck outta here”

officialcrow:

me in bed with a girl: gird your loins here comes….the scrambler

me: *flexes my dick inside her over and over really fast*

codeinewarrior:

but does your boyfriend eat your p*ssy like this? *chews on ice cubes*

n-lite:

キャプチャーFMV

n-lite:

キャプチャーFMV

zookiedagod:

woodmeat:

kobetyrant:

*LOGS OUT*

*swift follows *

yooooooooooo im dead rn

officialcrow:

deadbeatuncle:

i had a dream i convinced this dude to put his feet on my face idk good dream

ill put my feet on ur face no problem

unregistered-hypercam2:

4biddnknowledge:

The #GalacticFederation had until recently been bitterly opposed by the equally powerful dark “#Archon Alliance”. The #Anunnaki are renegade #Reptilians in this alliance who HAD been controlling this planet for about 13,000 years via their their henchmen - the dark #human cabals which are vying for control of the U.S. and the world (primarily now the U.S. #Obama cabal vs. the European cabal). The Anunnaki switched sides to the Galactic #Federation in #1994 after the dark Anchara Alliance chose to do so. This ‘pulled the plug’ of support for the Earth cabals - much to their shock and horror! The #GalacticFederationOfLight is made up of a Galaxy-wide membership of those Galactic #StarSystems which follow the “#PathOfLight”. This Federation has until recently been bitterly opposed by the equally powerful dark “Archons Alliance”, with the result that there have been numerous and devastating galactic wars throughout our Galaxy during the last 200 million years. Now however, due to the immense and significant changes involved in the end of the present 206 million year Galactic Cycle, many of the “#darkforces” have at this time chosen to come over to the other side.They are now joining the “Forces of Light” in large numbers; membership of the Galactic Federation of Light has recently increased from 100,000 members to over 200,000 Star systems. #4biddenknowledge

ok i kno i talk a lot of shit about conspiracy theories but this one is 100% true

unregistered-hypercam2:

4biddnknowledge:

The #GalacticFederation had until recently been bitterly opposed by the equally powerful dark “#Archon Alliance”. The #Anunnaki are renegade #Reptilians in this alliance who HAD been controlling this planet for about 13,000 years via their their henchmen - the dark #human cabals which are vying for control of the U.S. and the world (primarily now the U.S. #Obama cabal vs. the European cabal). The Anunnaki switched sides to the Galactic #Federation in #1994 after the dark Anchara Alliance chose to do so. This ‘pulled the plug’ of support for the Earth cabals - much to their shock and horror! The #GalacticFederationOfLight is made up of a Galaxy-wide membership of those Galactic #StarSystems which follow the “#PathOfLight”. This Federation has until recently been bitterly opposed by the equally powerful dark “Archons Alliance”, with the result that there have been numerous and devastating galactic wars throughout our Galaxy during the last 200 million years. Now however, due to the immense and significant changes involved in the end of the present 206 million year Galactic Cycle, many of the “#darkforces” have at this time chosen to come over to the other side.They are now joining the “Forces of Light” in large numbers; membership of the Galactic Federation of Light has recently increased from 100,000 members to over 200,000 Star systems. #4biddenknowledge

ok i kno i talk a lot of shit about conspiracy theories but this one is 100% true

sadfriends:

everything on this face is bad

sadfriends:

everything on this face is bad

officialcrow:

call the police

officialcrow:

call the police