Fuck

iverbz:

brownglucose:

These hackers are idiots. If I had the know how to hack things bet money I’d be snatching small amounts of money from celebrities and putting it in overseas accounts. I’d take $1,000 from random socialites every so often because I know they wouldn’t miss it. 

banks are more secure than clouds because the people who run them care more about the content.

retazosdered:

Davi Augusto

retazosdered:

Davi Augusto

deathgripsforcutie:

when you’re horny af but bae’s too tired

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recentgooglesearches:

most efficient way to take lunch money from every single attack on titan fan

nbcparksandrec:

Tom Haverford, M.D.

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”